PAT ME DRU MY LEON SAID,

JUST USE YOUR HAND TO SCRATCH MY HEAD;

FOR TWICE A DAY AT THE VERY LEAST,

YOU NEED TO SCRATCH TO TAME THIS BEAST.

 

THE MORNING SCRATCH IS NOW UPON US,

SO MAKE A LAP FOR YOUR GREY ADONIS.

 

DON’T USE THAT PEN, DON’T USE THAT KEYBOARD;

JUST SCRATCH MY CHIN OR I’LL TIP YOU LEEWARD.

 

I’M BIG ENOUGH, DON’T THINK I’M NOT;

NOW USE YOUR HAND AND SCRATCH THIS SPOT!