DO YOU KNOW THAT RACOONS LUMBERING INTO YOUR HOME IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSON OR PERSONS WALKING INSIDE YOUR HOME, PARTICULLARLY…see below

WHEN YOU HAVE WOOD FLOORS AND A BASEMENT?

at this point in my narrative i’m supposed to correctly spell  particularly

(HAD TO LOOK THAT ONE UP/// CAN’T SPELL FOR MY LIFE)

THIER SOUND

(that would be the racoons) 

IN MY HOME IS SORT OF LIKE A BASE DRUM IN PARADE MODE WITHOUT THE GAME

nice little babies but i wish they’d go away

WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK, PARTICULARRLY (sp) & see above)

WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK…APOLIGIES TO Bukowski

Well when you’re drunk like just right now you may loose your train of thought..and i just did… oh well

(oh heck who ever needed to apoligize to him? that would be bukowski…he does not mind lower case)

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN EASILY CHASE THEM OUT

(RACOONS THAT IS)

IF YOU HAVE THE “GUTz” ?

I figured it out after I almost fainted

DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN HATE AND LOVE THE SAME PERSON AT THE SAME ACTUAL TIME FOR REASONS YOU CAN’T EVEN EXPERSS?

(makes you feel stupid but well apologizes all round and if asked, I’ll have another)

 DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN PROBABLY EXPRESS MORE THAN YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST BECAUSE?

(again apologizes all around)

 DID ANY ONE FEED THE CATS?

 DID YOU KNOW CATS WILL EAT YOU IF YOU’RE DEAD AND THEY ARE LOCKED UP WITH YOU AND HUNGERY?  DO YOU EVEN THINK THAT IS NOT OK? 

i  think it is okay., I belive i might do the same 

HOWEVER i WILL TRY VERY HARD NOT TO BE LOCKED UP WITH HUNGRY CATZ WHEN i’M DEAD.

 remind me pleeze

BE GOOD TO ME WHEN I’M ALIVE….CUZ DEAD IS DEAD AND THAT’S NO JIVE!

 

SORRY EVIE I GAVE UP YOUR ASHES BUT ACTALLY I THINK THIS IS BETTER THAN WHAT HAS BEEN…I JUST CAN’T ACCEPT TOSSING INTO RUNNING WATER…WISH I COULD….

AND IT IS NOT LIKE YOU EVER WANTED TO SIT IN MY “ENTERTAINMENT” CENTER.  I STILL LOVE(?) YOU AND WISH I NOW WON’T HAVE TO SATISFIY MY SWEET TOOTH THIS CHRISTMAS WITH JUST OL’E STORE BOUGHT A.ROCCA.  

good bye

me