The Politically Correct Cat Does Not Exist

 

Catz are just little women in fur coats.

                          unknown

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Catz don’t like cat fur coats but that is about as far as it goes.       

                                                                                                          dru

 

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Madness is only a state of mind….Use it! CC

“And how do you know that you’re mad? “To begin with,” said the Cat, “a dog’s not mad. You grant that?” I suppose so, said Alice. “Well then,” the Cat went on, “you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags it’s tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”

    – Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland  –

 

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 Most people can’t but any cat can….yes a cat can look at Queen!                      dru

                                                                           Good Night!  dru   

BALLAD of our LOVE

  

 MY PARTNER AND ME, WE’RE LIKE AN OLD RUN DOWN FARM

MOST BUILDINGS NEED PAINTIN’

THERE’S NO FOUNDATION FOR OUR BARN

 

THE HEN HOUSE ROOF IS LEAKING

AND OUR BANISTERS NEED SANDIN’

OUR MORTGAGE IS PAST DUE

           BUT WE’RE STILL STANDIN’

 

HIS PUMP IT STOPPED WORKIN’

AND MY WELL RAN DRY

BUT I DECIDED TO STICK

SO HERE AM I……!

dru is just fiddlin’ around

Dairy of a Mad dru….End of Month Twelve

 

Well it has been one whole year that I’ve been virutually sober

And Surprise – Surprise

My pain and troubles are not over

 

There are some days I just sit and sigh…

But most my days I’ve lost the will to die.

 

Yet oft I ask “Is this all really worth it?

And the answer I get is:

“Who the hell knows?”

 

 But I guess that is better than

Just Plain Noes!

 

a daughter by another mother

I just found out my friend’s mother died

And astounding to me, I cried and cried.

 I haven’t seen her for years and years

So I was surprised by all the tears.

  Although she always seemed to genuinely  like me,

And that’s the me that is me, not the me she’d have liked me.

 She’d seek me out and I’d run for cover,

Yet now I feel I’ve lost another mother.

 sigh……..dru

 

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i love George Carlin…yes i know he’s dead.

“Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town”

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i love Groucho…yes i know he’s dead.

         Humor is reason gone mad!*******************************************************************

In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.     Friedrich Nietzsche  

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.   Albert Einstein 

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 i love Hunter S. Thompson…yes i know he’s dead.

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming                               “Wow!……………………..What a Ride!”                

 “We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and — in spite of True Romance magazines — we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely — at least, not all the time — but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don’t see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.”

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i love Robin Williams…yes i know he’s dead.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. 

You mustn’t lose it.