I’ve never been one for modicum
I’m always the one for excess
I don’t mind being cheesy
Or a little bit sleazy
Stringent I’m not and yes I can be bought,…
Though it’ll cost you a lot
Don’t ask me to be what I’m not

I’m extravagant yes
But Never the Less
I just refuse to practice restraint

My life can be horrid and I’m far too forward
But don’t ask me to be what I ain’t