“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.”
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
When asked if she was going to join Alcoholics Anonymous: “Certainly not. They want me to stop now.”
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: “Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment’.”
and of course
at girls who wear glasses”……. 
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