“One more drink and I’ll be under the host.”

 “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

When asked if she was going to join Alcoholics Anonymous:    “Certainly not. They want me to stop now.”

DORTHYPARKERartprotraid    It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.  

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: “Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment’.”

 and of course

.”Men seldom make passes  CatGlassesat girls who wear glasses”…….