I KNEW D.P. WAS A BRIGHT & SHINING LIGHT IN A WORLD OF DREARY DARKNESS! ~~dru~~
Knowing that I am a big fan of the writer, a very dear friend of mine gave me a bottle of Dorothy Parker gin. The gin is the sort of alcohol-rich distillation that would make the average sailor wince, but the bottle was wonderful with a picture of Mrs Parker printed on the inside and a little biography on the back:
It was too good to throw away, and so I decided to make it into a lamp. I bought the stick-in bulb fitting and more or less forgot about it, as it took us so long to get through the ‘navy strength’ gin. When the bottle was finally empty, I started to think about a shade. For some reason I decided that a lampshade with some of Mrs Parker’s quotes would be just the thing, so I bought a kit which promised to be very easy to make up…
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“A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks”
-George Orwell
Something about today, makes me want to be hung over tomorrow!
I hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk
and finally
Dear Alcohol:
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer
I saw the video…we need to talk!
~~dru~~
It really seems no matter how you treat life, it always comes back and bites you in the butt!
~~dru~~
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Attributed to both Fred Allen and Noel Coward