“A man may take to drink because he feels himself to be a failure, and then fail all the more completely because he drinks”

-George Orwell

Something about today, makes me want to be hung over tomorrow!


I hope to arrive at my death late, in love, and a little drunk

and finally

Dear Alcohol:

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer

I saw the video…we need to talk!