My wireless mouse has just left the house, so I put a new battery in it.
But this mouse is so old the battery contacts don’t hold and now I might just fall off any minute.
My anxiety makes my tummy just heave and I don’t know when all will be over.
So I called on my “HE” and he promised to me to bring a new one in just more than a minute.
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fold up and put a little aluminum foil on negative contact end for a tighter fit.
I tried that and it worked enough to let me post this poem (I use the term poem loosely) but this is the 4th time the mouse has been out of commission for minutes and only back on with multiple pounding, so “HE”‘s solution is best. THANX, nice to know my fix it wasn’t just a woman’s idiocy. Mostly I use tin foil to keep the voices out. xxx ooo