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HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CLICK BELOW FOR MY HALLOWEEN CARD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!
For all you procrastinators out there who got an extension in April and have been putting off filing your taxes, just a little reminder that October 16th is the last ever deadline to file. HAPPY BELATED TAX DAY! I so love being the harbinger of good news!
Yup I do not lie, I got an email telling me this was National Handbag Day and showing me what I needed to buy to celebrate. I’m not buying but please join me in celebrating this auspicious holiday. Yeah sure!
I’m not very handbag savvy so here are three I would chose if I had the $$$$$. Who said boring???????
Willy with a thirst for gore,
nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint;
“Willie Dear don’t scratch the paint.”
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In the family drinking well,
Willie pushed his sister Nell.
Mother lost her darling daughter,
now we sterilize our water.
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Willie found some dynamite,
didn’t understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays,
it rained Willie ten whole days.
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Father nailed his darling wife
fast to the parquet flooring.
He was loathed to take her life
but he had to stop her snoring.
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With a wink and a nod to “ruthless rhymes” these are my remembrances of poems I found it a joke book from my childhood. I think it was printed in the 1930s, though Little Willies come from the very early 1900s but these have cracked me up since I read them as a child, so for my finale here is the last one I remember.
Making toast by the fireside,
Nurse fell in the fire and died.
What makes matters 10 times worse,
all the toast was burned with Nurse.
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NIGHTIE BYES ALL.
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