Well it’s been eleven weeks and I’ve finally got my very own shrinkThough I’ll not see her till January, so I got a shrink – I thinkI’ve seen several different doctors in this three months lacking pelfAnd each one has their own opinion on what I should swallow for my healthMy group sessions are really helpingOften I’m the only one that’s thereBut now now both counselors are leavingYet I’m not filled with despair…… Yeah Right! And here come the Holidays and I have friends in crisis deep And I feel like I’m inadequate but at least the pills do make me sleep And the money keeps on pouring out With very little coming inBut I got paid to sit with doggiesAnd was paid just to be a friend……Now there’s a gig I should be ashamed of! So why am I so whiny, so pissed off, and so so blue?Cuz there’s nothing happening in my life that isn’t happening in yours too!